February 2012
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My mom kindly bought me a sewing machine as a graduation gift and so far, projects I’ve accomplished are making a kitty plushie that looks like roadkill, a wallet that should only exist in dimnesions beyond ours, and butt-enlarging pants. Upon showing me cousin my pants: Me: You know how black is slimming? Me: [These pants are] the opposite of black. Cousin: *snort* Cousin: Instead of...
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You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)