February 2012
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My mom kindly bought me a sewing machine as a graduation gift and so far, projects I’ve accomplished are making a kitty plushie that looks like roadkill, a wallet that should only exist in dimnesions beyond ours, and butt-enlarging pants. Upon showing me cousin my pants: Me: You know how black is slimming? Me: [These pants are] the opposite of black. Cousin: *snort* Cousin: Instead of...
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You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
January 2012
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After my workout, I was greeted with several...
Mom: Save me from my misery (bad bowling night)
Mom: where are yoooouuu?
Mom: I'm about to commit Harakiri over my bowling game.
Mom: And do you know how hard it is to stab yourself to death with a bowling ball?
Mom: Before you ask, I've only had one drink.
Mom: Lucky for you I got a strike and no longer have to end my life.
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All these covers are really awesome, but this one... →
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December 2011
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I had a dream that the members of Rush called me to wish me a merry Christmas and we talked for like…20 whole minutes! Geddy making fun of me because I was being fangirlly, and Neil laughed along in the background while Alex and I looked around on the internet to find matching llama shirts so that we could identify each other at their next concert. You know, because he’d be so hard to...
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My dad and his girlfriend are watching the final Harry Potter movie and I just got REALLY emotional thinking about a fandom I’m not even really part of.
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Graduation
I’ve officially graduated JMU with a BS in Physics and a minor in astronomy. It’s all very anticlimactic and without closure. I decided not to walk since I couldn’t justify sitting through a boring ceremony with a 60+ dollar gown and no family to be there. I prefer it this way, but it doesn’t feel as real.
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