YO I just wanted say how much I LOVE MY COUSSIIIN. She is the most awesome person on the planet and is super pretty and she is my bestest friend and I just wanted to tell Tumblr. Here are three pictures that sum up our relationship. Smiles, Love, and GOOD-ASS HUGS (that’s why it gets the biggest picture, not because I can’t figure tumblr’s collaging system out)
I’m in some financial trouble, so i thought I would offer some painted sketch commissions if anyone’s interested - or if not, if you could reblog this please, that’d be really awesome
They’re Pay What You Want, and will look something like this. (I tend to favour browns, but you can pick your own colour choices) I’ll do simple backgrounds or solid colours
I’m best at anime style, anthro/kemono, and animals. If you want to see more of my work to see if my style works for you, this is my art tag
Thanks for reading!
Did another example with lighter colours, just to show. If you commission me and give me your email or skype I can also send you progress shots bit by bit so you can give me direction/feedback
Thanks everyone who’s reblogged this, means a lot
Hi, all! Help me friend out - he’s a super awesome artist and and a great person so you will have a genuinely nice experience. :]
I’ve been addicted to making faceswaps today. I’m no guru of photo manipulation, but I made one of The Frogman and his Corgi, Otis!
Frogman and his crew always make every day just a little bit better, so I hope being cradled by his corgi will make HIS day just a little better!
…They were math poems and probably literally the only poems I have ever written in my whole life. I’ll admit, I don’t have a knack with words. They don’t come naturally. I wrote these up in one night after I finished my homework and rewarded myself by watching Detective Conan on Adult Swim at 3:00 in the morning.
They were for a poetry contest my high school was holding for “Math appreciation month”. Which is in April, apparently. I wrote three poems and they each won something. I’ll save e the contest-winning poem for last (I didn’t win anything neat for it, but a long-ass column with my name attached in the school new paper)
The first one is a calculus limerick I made up! This limerick was so badass, the school literally MADE UP A WHOLE NEW AWARD for it. I got a FRAMED CERTIFICATE for this bitch. It was called the “Mathelete” award. Check it. Accuracy.
The integral from zero to pi
With respect to the variable y
Of the function, sine
Plus a constant, you’ll find,
Is two plus that constant times pi.
The second one won an honorable mention for its subtlety. (hint: count the syllables)
Who had achievements quite divine,
But more notable than those three, I’m sure you’d agree,
Inspired this poem to a degree, was none other than famous Fibonacci.
And last, but not least, is this beast! It’s a cumulative poem inspired by and parodying the children’s song, “The Little Old Lady Who Swallowed a fly”. (Youtube video for the unfamiliar).
Two additional notes:
1: Yes, I know it’s not perfectly accurate. I was in high school.
2. I took some really funky creative artistic license in verse 8, with the word “Lebesguity.” which is not a word. It’s so far from word, it yields NO Google search results except for forcing you to looked results for Henri Lebesgue… Whose last name I used to create the word. And as far as I know, has nothing to do with the type of fractals I was thinking of when writing that verse. I don’t even know HOW I knew about this mathematician considering I don’t even know anything about him or his work now. I’m calling bullshit researching on past-Connie. I wish I could change that verse
.In any case. Here’s the first verse. The rest is behind a cut because this post is already long enough.
There once was a point,
It was fixed in its place,
It had no volume, nor area,
Dimension, nor space
Cuddle up under a Stellar Quilt and get ready to watch Cosmos.
Post-Halloween sale. Dead Hungry is only $0.99!
Hey, y’all. I know some of my followers would enjoy my uncle’s horror book. It just went on sale! I would recommend not eating while reading it - that is, unless you’ve already got the hankerin’ for some human leg.
“Flesh: It’s What’s For Dinner. Ghouls are overrunning Chicago. With an appetite for the dead, it doesn’t matter if it’s road-kill, bodies from the morgue, or the recently buried. For Tucker Smith, life is now scarier than the horror novels he studies. He soon discovers that low-budget horror movies, reality TV shows, and cultural sensitivity collide with family secrets.”
I made Geddy a path mule in my Animal Crossing crossing game and he looks pretty good in a Sailor Moon cut out.
Oh, I’m also editing this to add that I had a dream that I found an old VHS hidden in my house. It was of the entire Les Miserables movie (which I have not seen nor actually know any songs from). There were random songs cut from the movie and replaced with a video of Geddy sitting on a stool in an empty room in a spotlight and mocking the singing. Much like the bird in this video.
HERE IS ANOTHER PICTURE OF US
ONE WHERE SNAZZY IS MORE THAN JUST A HEAD ;w;
PEOPLE look at the joy on her faaaace. ;_; People should surprise other people by hiding in a box more often.
I GOT A MOIRAIL FOR MY BIRTHDAY
I WENT OUTSIDE OF WHERE I WORK AND SNAZZY WAS IN A BOX
CRIES FOREVER BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT OF ALL TIME